Despair, Inc.

Замечательная фирма - Despair, Inc.
Продаёт депрессивные лозунги. Некоторые очень хороши. Мне особенно понравились такие:

Defeat: For every winner there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.
Failure: When your best just isn't good enough.
Procrastination: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
Ambition: The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

А вот эта как раз для меня сейчас:
Get to work: You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.