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Они уже просто не знают, что же ещё придумать!
Теперь подключилась война в Ираке. Пишет мне майор Говард Миллер, командующий офицер Первого Батальона Ирландского Королевского Полка в Ираке. Хочет послать 15 миллионов в двух больших железных ящиках!
Надо ему ответить, хотя бы в награду за изобретательность.

Goodday,
I am Howard Miller, a British soldier attached to
UN peace keeping force in Iraq, the commanding officer of the First
Battalion of the Royal Irish Regiment, as you may know, everyday there are
several cases of insurgent attacks and suicide bombs going on here. We
managed to move funds belonging to some demised persons who were attacked
and killed through insurgent attacks.
The total amount is US$15 Million dollars in cash. We want to move this
money to you, so That you may keep our share for us until when we shall
come over to meet you. We will have 70%, my partner and I while you have 30%.
Just help us move it out of here, Iraq is a war zone. We
plan on using Diplomatic courier to ship the money out in two large
metallic Boxes, using diplomatic immunity.

If you are interested I will send you the full details, my job is to find
a reliable partner that we can trust and that will assist us. Can I trust you?
When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail signifying your
interest including your most confidential telephone/fax numbers for quick
communication also your contact details.

This business is risk free. The boxes can be shipped out in 48hrs.
Respectfully,
Major. Howard Miller.